That’s right, I’m not Jennifer Saunders and neither are you (unless you are. In which case hello and I’m sorry that this blog isn’t about you. I’m a huge fan, but I’m not Jennifer Saunders. You are). I’m Hayley Sherman. I’m a writer and I do things for other writers for money. I write novels about people who have a questionable grasp on reality, which can lead to questions about my own handle on the subject, but one thing is definitely for certain – I’m not Jennifer Saunders and this I have to tell myself often.
Did I mention that I want to live in a narrowboat? In fact, I want two narrowboats, one in England and one abroad. I want to slosh about in little canals and write strange and unusual prose. I want to meet the oddly shaped neighbours and share stories of a mystical past. I want to sit on the stickyouty bit on the end of my boat with my feet sending out ripples and gulp at the night air. I don’t want to be being Jennifer Saunders at this time in my life, but she’s crept back in. There was the illness then the breakup. Then there was the move to a shared house (my parent’s house!). Then there was the day my back exploded and I bought the entire Jennifer Saunders back catalogue to help me recover from the surgery. The family drama, the friends moving on without me, the view from my little boxroom window at a world that’s got smaller and smaller, time stretching out endlessly behind and in front of me.
But no more!
I will not be Jennifer Saunders!
In advance, my new friend, I would like to thank you for accompanying me on my voyage. Leave me a comment. Say hello. I can tell already that you’re a real sweetie, darling.
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